Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT
(Source: newyrye, via gabriellejoxo)
"I feel like there’s a genuine hole in me. The little death, almost. I need stimulation. I used to need physical stimulation constantly, whether that be from listening to the sound of my own voice, or flirting with guys or girls. I’m not bisexual, but that moment when you realize someone likes you, it’s the best feeling in the world. If you could bottle it…. Do you like me?"
Matty Healy being interviewed by Michael Hann (The Guardian)
"Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey."
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
I seriously made a your mom joke to some who lost his mom two weeks ago with out thinking yesterday…felt horrible as soon as I realized what I had done.